11:23 pm - 03/23/2012

A GUIDE TO FAN CLUBS: AN ABORTIONS ORIGINAL

Ever gotten into a fight with a K-Pop fan and needed a quick way to shut them up? Need help identifying groups and their fanclubs? Then I've compiled this comprehensive and unbiased list for you.






2AM Fans (I am)

What they think they are: fans who value vocal talents over glitz and shticks.
who they really are: gay fetishists who think they can make jokwon straight and tops who want to make him their bitch
what they want: changmin to get plastic surgery
how to piss them off: changmin's face or their lack of hits.

2PM fans (hottest)

what they think they are: hip and cool fans of fun music
what they really are: deaf.
what they want: jay to come back, chansung to get vocal lessons
how to piss them off: jay park, junsu's old face, i'll be back music video, cantsing singing (most of them are deaf so this move won't necessarily illicit a response)

2ne1 fans (black jacks)

what they think are: young indepedent ladies who value individuality
what they really are: girls who think other girls are catty and would rather be friends with boys
what they want: new stylists and producers
how to piss them off: japan sales

4minute fans (fornia)

what they think are: edgy and unique
what they really are: people who shop at claire's for accessories
what they want: a no 1. hit.
how to piss them off: japan/korean sales, bubble pop.

beast fans (b2uty)

this is what came up when i googled b2uty no t no shade
what they think they are: hardcore supporters of a group of talented every day boys
what they really are: blind
what they want: a world tour
how to piss them off: their cancelled world tour

big bang (VIP)

what they think they are: adoring faithful fans of a flawless group
what they really are: elitist fans of a flawless group
what they want: you to acknowledge big bang's supremacy at the top of the charts
how to piss them off: daesung's audi

cn blue/ ft island (who cares tbh)

what they think they are: fans of real music
what they really are: 2nd rate creed fans
what they want: you to recognize that this is real music and not generic kpop
how to piss them off: asking what the difference between cn blue and ft island is

dbsk/jyj (cassieopia)

what they think they are:
what they really are: insane
what they want: db5k
how to piss them off: db2k

block b (bbc)

what they think they are: fans of real hip hop
what they really are: people who have no idea who KRS-One is
what they want: people to stop bringing up thailand
how to piss them off: thailand

girls' generation (s-one)

what they think they are: devoted fans of a talented and charismatic group
what they really are: more concerned with image than substance
what they want: a weave for sunny
how to piss them off:


kara (kamilia)

what they think are: loyal fans of japan's most popular kpop girl group
what they really are: delusional fans of korea's least popular girl group
what they want: for snsd to stay out of japan
how to piss them off:


super junior (e.l.f.)

what they think are: friendliest and most loyal fan club in all of kpop
what they really are: deaf and blind
what they want: original 13
how to piss them off: kibum, han geng, eunhyucks face, shindong's everything

shinee (shawol)

what they think are: cute and sassy
what they really are: sexually frustrated virgins
what they want: jonghyun and key to be koreas first openly gay kpop couple
how to piss them off: minhos lack of talent, onews face

wonder girls (wonderfuls)

what they think are: loyal fans of the biggest girl group in korea
what they really are: living in a dream
what they want: for snsd to get out of the US
how to piss them off: snsd on letterman


if your favs weren't mentioned it’s because i forgot/don't know who they are/leaving them out is the greatest shade.

source: me
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kotetsu 24th-Mar-2012 03:33 am (UTC)
this post is so accurate. it really is.
jiyong 24th-Mar-2012 03:34 am (UTC)
flawless post
anakillsme 24th-Mar-2012 03:35 am (UTC)
the bias in this post, oh my God. ^^ someone's upset that 2am is slaying big bang on every chart... lol
abortions 24th-Mar-2012 03:36 am (UTC)
REM sleep charts dont count hunty!!
oppabunny 24th-Mar-2012 03:36 am (UTC)
LOLOLOLOL totally accurate~
almanac09 24th-Mar-2012 03:36 am (UTC)
Lol, very amusing post.
wowwh 24th-Mar-2012 03:36 am (UTC)
Lovely Post OP XD
celestic_blue 24th-Mar-2012 03:37 am (UTC)
what they really are: insane

Yes but what do we think we are? you left it blank :(
abortions 24th-Mar-2012 03:38 am (UTC)
did i leave it blank or does than emptiness speak volumes? think about.
walkingparadoxx 24th-Mar-2012 03:38 am (UTC)
my god there are a lot of ways to piss hottests off
tofucakes 24th-Mar-2012 03:41 am (UTC)
most pressed fandom
queen_insane 24th-Mar-2012 03:38 am (UTC)
Tears down my face. DOWN. MY. FACE.
earthequality 24th-Mar-2012 03:40 am (UTC)
Your icon tbh
milkandmolasses 24th-Mar-2012 03:38 am (UTC)
oh my god is that Block B tattoo legit? The lines are so fucking wonky
abortions 24th-Mar-2012 03:39 am (UTC)
i hope it is because it makes that picture so much sweeter
tsunamisky 24th-Mar-2012 03:39 am (UTC)
Brilliant, I say!
almanac09 24th-Mar-2012 03:43 am (UTC)
The Last Airbender? :D
wowwh 24th-Mar-2012 05:23 am (UTC)
omg thats you in the shawol photo???
falsie 24th-Mar-2012 03:39 am (UTC)
hahahahahaha
floppyzilla 24th-Mar-2012 03:40 am (UTC)
lol cn who
jeit91 24th-Mar-2012 03:40 am (UTC)
the cn blue pic...are those presents they didnt bother to save?
abortions 24th-Mar-2012 03:42 am (UTC)
ft island unwanted gifts. or cn blue who cares i cant tell the difference
in_noctem 24th-Mar-2012 03:40 am (UTC)
Lol omg 2PM and CN Blue/FT Island. And everything else.



Please make more original posts, op :*
insanelolipanda 24th-Mar-2012 03:44 am (UTC)
omg do I spot Stefon in my omona ♥
pancakeonmyhead 24th-Mar-2012 03:40 am (UTC)
this is actually amazing
deeinanutshell 24th-Mar-2012 03:40 am (UTC)
LMFAO This is hilarious but not as hilarious as the wank this will induce from people with a non-existent sense of humour. I cannot wait.

Edited at 2012-03-24 03:41 am (UTC)
in_noctem 24th-Mar-2012 03:41 am (UTC)
Camping out in this post for that very reason tbh.
earthequality 24th-Mar-2012 03:40 am (UTC)
lol, gurl.

Also, I spot my friend in that Soshi line.
pancakeonmyhead 24th-Mar-2012 03:40 am (UTC)
waiting for a shitstorm though.
jeugd1 24th-Mar-2012 03:41 am (UTC)
OMG THIS POST...I can't breathe right now
OP you're flawless <3
jeugd1 24th-Mar-2012 03:46 am (UTC)
LOL @ source: me

for Kara's "How to piss them off" is that their concert in Korea?
walkingparadoxx 24th-Mar-2012 03:41 am (UTC)

i legit saw fany and thought wait what is a cast member of jersey shore doing there?
jactay14 24th-Mar-2012 03:44 am (UTC)
The top row pic isn't really tiffany, lol. The bottom one is, though
taecmyheart 24th-Mar-2012 03:41 am (UTC)
dying at how to piss off the fandoms HAHAHA
already 24th-Mar-2012 03:41 am (UTC)
lmao this is gold



already 24th-Mar-2012 04:16 am (UTC)
if your favs weren't mentioned it’s because i forgot/don't know who they are/leaving them out is the greatest shade.
fuck I'm still laughing 10 mins later. this should be posted in akp really, I'll pay good money to see the butthurt.
tofucakes 24th-Mar-2012 03:42 am (UTC)
bustin a gut @ cnblue/fti omg

this whole post is quality op gj
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