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A GUIDE TO FAN CLUBS: AN ABORTIONS ORIGINAL

Ever gotten into a fight with a K-Pop fan and needed a quick way to shut them up? Need help identifying groups and their fanclubs? Then I've compiled this comprehensive and unbiased list for you.






2AM Fans (I am)

What they think they are: fans who value vocal talents over glitz and shticks.
who they really are: gay fetishists who think they can make jokwon straight and tops who want to make him their bitch
what they want: changmin to get plastic surgery
how to piss them off: changmin's face or their lack of hits.

2PM fans (hottest)

what they think they are: hip and cool fans of fun music
what they really are: deaf.
what they want: jay to come back, chansung to get vocal lessons
how to piss them off: jay park, junsu's old face, i'll be back music video, cantsing singing (most of them are deaf so this move won't necessarily illicit a response)

2ne1 fans (black jacks)

what they think are: young indepedent ladies who value individuality
what they really are: girls who think other girls are catty and would rather be friends with boys
what they want: new stylists and producers
how to piss them off: japan sales

4minute fans (fornia)

what they think are: edgy and unique
what they really are: people who shop at claire's for accessories
what they want: a no 1. hit.
how to piss them off: japan/korean sales, bubble pop.

beast fans (b2uty)

this is what came up when i googled b2uty no t no shade
what they think they are: hardcore supporters of a group of talented every day boys
what they really are: blind
what they want: a world tour
how to piss them off: their cancelled world tour

big bang (VIP)

what they think they are: adoring faithful fans of a flawless group
what they really are: elitist fans of a flawless group
what they want: you to acknowledge big bang's supremacy at the top of the charts
how to piss them off: daesung's audi

cn blue/ ft island (who cares tbh)

what they think they are: fans of real music
what they really are: 2nd rate creed fans
what they want: you to recognize that this is real music and not generic kpop
how to piss them off: asking what the difference between cn blue and ft island is

dbsk/jyj (cassieopia)

what they think they are:
what they really are: insane
what they want: db5k
how to piss them off: db2k

block b (bbc)

what they think they are: fans of real hip hop
what they really are: people who have no idea who KRS-One is
what they want: people to stop bringing up thailand
how to piss them off: thailand

girls' generation (s-one)

what they think they are: devoted fans of a talented and charismatic group
what they really are: more concerned with image than substance
what they want: a weave for sunny
how to piss them off:


kara (kamilia)

what they think are: loyal fans of japan's most popular kpop girl group
what they really are: delusional fans of korea's least popular girl group
what they want: for snsd to stay out of japan
how to piss them off:


super junior (e.l.f.)

what they think are: friendliest and most loyal fan club in all of kpop
what they really are: deaf and blind
what they want: original 13
how to piss them off: kibum, han geng, eunhyucks face, shindong's everything

shinee (shawol)

what they think are: cute and sassy
what they really are: sexually frustrated virgins
what they want: jonghyun and key to be koreas first openly gay kpop couple
how to piss them off: minhos lack of talent, onews face

wonder girls (wonderfuls)

what they think are: loyal fans of the biggest girl group in korea
what they really are: living in a dream
what they want: for snsd to get out of the US
how to piss them off: snsd on letterman


if your favs weren't mentioned it’s because i forgot/don't know who they are/leaving them out is the greatest shade.

source: me
Tags: !omona exclusive, 2am, 2ne1, 2pm, 4minute, big bang, block b, c.n blue, f.t island, girls generation, highlight, kara, shinee, super junior, wonder girls
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