8:15 pm - 05/23/2012

G.I. Joe: Return of the Kimchi Ninja Pushed Back to March 2013

When the plug was pulled on Megaupload, it was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror as downloads were suspended. Today news broke that G.I. Joe: Retaliation will be pushed back from June 29th to March 2013 and tens of voices suddenly cried out in agony.

Conspiracy theories abound as a source close to the movie, but not authorized to speak officially, has said this move was to convert the picture into 3D1. There is also speculation that the delay is due to the incredible box office performance of The Avengers2. But others think is that this is all a ploy so The Rock can cook something during Wrestlemania 29 next spring3.

Regardless of why the movie is delayed, next month will no longer hold the promise of glorious projections of Lee Byung Hun's abs at our local cinemas. It will be a tough summer without his charms but we will survive... and probably watch The Good, the Bad, the Weird a lot.

Source #1: latimes.com | Source #2: eonline.com | Source #3: prowrestling.net | Picture Source: commingsoon.net
cordyceps 24th-May-2012 01:33 am (UTC)
and tens of voices suddenly cried out in agony.

chunsakuma 24th-May-2012 03:20 am (UTC)
I loled irl.
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